The Bitter End is Nigh – No, it’s Here!

Dear viewers,

I’m afraid the bitter end is actually here – quicker than we expected (by about a day). Furbur27 won with twice the votes, basically. His first action of the day was to demote me to Head General. That fucking son of a bitch. He didn’t promote Dj to Second-in-Command like (“semi-)promised and he didn’t do Fiasco121 any good, either. The good news, however, is that Fiasco121 and I are currently leading the Congress poll. (With 19 candidates, the 2 votes both of us have is probably a “big lead” over the 1 vote or 0 votes the others have.) That’s all. Join the CFP today!

Dj, Fiasco121: I hope that we can talk on chat and I can persuade both of you to join CFP along with your fellow comrades and supporters to build the opposition party against Furbur27. Hamthy has already joined.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, demoted in RPF ranks, join the CFP! CFP Chairman

Opposition Party: CFP

CFP Home

Dear viewers,

The idea written above (OPPOSITION PARTY: CFP) struck me a few minutes ago. I thought about my time as President (25 July to 31 December, 2008) and remembered how Furbur27 wanted to introduce political parties. And wherever there are multiple parties, there must be (a) governing party/ies and (a) opposing party/ies. So here it goes.

Many of you vote Dj (+ Fiasco121 + Ziehen) because you do not like what you see in Furbur27 potential election to President-Elect. You simply find it agonizing and brutal. You want to limit the power as much as possible. You intend to throw his ideas into the fire to the best of your granted authority and ability. Well, here is the idea on paper. On paper? No, this idea shall be transferred from nominality to reality.

The Conservative Federalist Party (very often abbreviated to “CFP”) is a party that supports federalism (every server is independent of each other and the federal government, i.e. Congress and Executives situated in Tuxedo) and the conservative model. Conservative meaning the “governing methods of 07/08″, when the nation was first formed”.

I expect that Furbur27 will hold elections for congressmen rather than appoint them. (He was always obsessed with direct democracy as seen in Switzerland. Direct democracy is only efficient in a sovereign state with a low population, i.e. Switzerland < 8 million.) If he, however, does hold elections, we can run and if a decent number of us gets elected, we could form an opposition party. And Furbur27: don’t say it’s unconstitutional. Because that would seriously rob RPF of a functional representative democracy. Every nation except for non-democratic nations has a free opposition party. Don’t make it a non-democratic term.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Vote Dj ’til the bitter end!

P.S. Sign up below in comment if you wish to join and/or if you are running for congressman. We will either use my old CFP site, this one, or one of Dj’s choice. Party name subject to change.

Election Update

Dear viewers,

I have added the votes up and here is the subtotal as of 4 August, 2009 at 9:04 a.m. GMT.

1. Furbur27 56% (19 votes)

2. Dj 29% (10 votes)

3. Oberst 9% (3 votes)

4. Spongebob007 6% (2 votes)

Well, I am not aware of your mathematical abilities in “Statistics and Probability”, but it’s a total of thirty-one (31) votes and that’s about all the votes we can expect. Will there be fifteen voters left? I’m afraid the chance lies at around 10%. And will they all vote for Dj? Unfortunately, that is fatally close to IMPOSSIBLE.

To conclude this post, I would really like to thank all the supporters for their hard work. We couldn’t have made a name for ourselves and have been stronger than Furbur27 at one point without your help. Of course, I also need to extend a big thank you onto Dj. He was a great candidate, he had the census poll on his side, but in the end, the tides suddenly changed like a bad storm out on the open sea. It can happen, and it’s not the first time I’ve seen it happen in the RPF, not to mention suffer under it.

At this point, I’d also like to congratulate Furbur27 on behalf of his victory and his march into the office. Where will I be, you ask? Well, it’s damn certain that I won’t get a rank above toilet bowl cleaner in the new presidential term. I’ll stick around to bash the final votes for Dj into the log. Which reminds me:

DON’T STOP VOTING FOR YOUR CANDIDATE (THE TRUE ONE THAT REPRESENTS YOU THE BEST) UNTIL IT’S OVER, A.K.A. VOTE DJ UNTIL THE POLLS ARE CLOSED FOREVER!

AND DON’T VOTE FOR THE “POPULAR” GUY, WHICH FURBUR27 HAS THE HONOR/DISHONOR OF BEING IN THIS ELECTION! THAT’S JUST LOW AND BRIBED!

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Vote Dj ’til the end!

guys dj needs to win

Hey Hamthy here Dj is getting owned by Furbur YOU GUYS NEED TO VOTE DJ He would be an awesome leader and will change RPF forever so vote dj for rpf leader!

PS: you must be in RPF to vote.

 

~Hamthy

Election News: Poll Abandoned

Dear viewers,

As we should all know, yesterday Kyle Cease, RPF Leader, created the official poll for the election for RPF Leader. He already warned foreign armies and their member who are NOT IN RPF to stay away. Well, I guess that didn’t go quite well. The poll was open for a few hours. Kyle Cease then had no further choice, under his own set rules, other than to abandon the poll. The limit for votes, I believe, was around thirty. The poll has thirty-eight. Nevertheless, here are the results from 2 August, 2009 at 9:43 a.m. GMT.

* Fiasco121’s and Ziehen’s votes are included under DJ’s name. Supporters of any of the three shall vote under “DJ”.

1. DJ* 43% (17 votes)

2. Furbur27 28% (11 votes)

3. Spongebob007 18% (7 votes)

4. Oberst 10% (4 votes)

5. Bleu Missy 3% (1 vote)

6. LPG 0% (0 votes)

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Rumors

There have been rumors that DJ has confessed to cheating in the elections. The campaign site and office can only REJECT this rumor at this moment. DJ has stated that his confession was punctuated wrongly, such this error occured:

Typed: “And I cheated, …”

Intended: “And I cheated?”

The only rumor that I, Ziehen, representing DJ at this point of time in the day, can confirm is that of the Shadow Troops. Yes, the evidence is clear to everyone and is genuinely from their site. Apocolypse66 forced all his troops to vote and therefore INTERFERE with our election and poll. Were the troops aware of the restrictions applied by Kyle Cease? I am not certain. However, forcing someone to vote or do anything is not very democratic. What a shame on behalf of the Shadow Troops.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Vote DJ!

Tri-Force Coalition stands above Furbur27 (see poll)

Dear viewers,

I have some very pleasing news for all of you. As all of you should and hopefully do remember, there was a census poll posted by Furbur27 four days ago. The results are in (remember to add the subtotal votes (NOT PERCENTAGE POINTS!) of Dj’s and Fiasco121’s votes together)!

RESULTS UPDATED 1 AUG, 2009 AT 09:41 A.M. GMT.

Results (Subtotal):

1. Furbur27 43% (27 votes)

2. Dj 29% (20 votes)

3. Fiasco121 14% (9 votes)

4. Bleu Missy 6% (4 votes)

5. Oberst 5% (3 votes)

Results AFTER FINAL REVISIONS (Total):

1. Dj, Fiasco121 46% (29 votes)

2. Furbur27 43% (27 votes)

3. Bleu Missy 6% (4 votes)

4. Oberst 5% (3 votes)

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Amazing! Furbur27 quasi deliberately forgot to add my name to the poll and the tri-force (in this case bi-force) still won! Imagine what can be done once he is morally and constitutionally forced to have some decency, be fair, and add me to the poll (or Kyle, I guess).

The dilemna of who should be “Main Leader” has not been settled. I hope to talk with Dj about it at least before the term ends – hopefully even before Sunday, when the election starts!

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Vote the Tri-Force for Leaders (Dj, Fiasco121, Ziehen)!

furbur is afraid to lose

ZIEHEN’S EDIT: DUUUUUUUUUDEEE! He removed me from the poll. That means he recognizes that at least YOU and I are running together, but that Fiasco121 isn’t. O_o³ Anyway, it’s all a big plot against us.

My suggestion? Go with your point one and we’ll discuss the matter privately. AND I DEMAND TO BE INCLUDED IN THE POLL! That’s all I need to get out there – for now. (Until the next bullshit move is made by the Furbur27.)

And you know that I am for a head of military vs. head of government structure. But that can be thorougly cleared up later.

Furbur has a way top big of an advantage. Even though, everything that furbur said is a load of bull, he can get kyle to change the constitution. So here are the options.

Decide which one of us should be the main leader (others will become co-leaders)

Split up our campaign (not suggested)

or one of us just run and when that person wins, makes the others leaders (wont get as many votes)

So ziehen, pc me what u want, because fiasco already said he doesnt care if i become main leader, because i want everyones desicion.

-Dj

A New Face in the Circle

Dear viewers,

Hello, I am the newest administrator on this site. My name is Ziehen, it should be pretty obvious what my motives were in this election. But because my “old campaign” details might be inappropriate, I’ll cut you some slack.

I was basically running for re-election for the office of RPF Leader. I called my party the “Conservative Federalist Party”, or CFP for short. Hold on! Before you start making bad remarks about them, be aware that some of those voters are thinking about joining this “Tri-Force” campaign. The CFP didn’t live up to the expectations this week and I’ve been looking for someone to merge with the entire past two weeks. So yesterday I passed a merger on to Dj and he accepted within a few hours. So here we are.

I’m not quite sure what my “position” is in this campaign ranks ladder. I hope to get briefed on that soon. I expect to pass on some political advice, etc. on to Dj, though. Something to the effect of that. We’ll see soon enough.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Warlord of the Air Force, Vote Dj for RPF Leader August ‘09!

Djs edit: I planned on making both u and fiasco main leaders with me, but sadly, Furbur is bitching about it and saying its unconsitutional. But, we all know hes just afraid of losing. So we need to meet and find out who should be the main leader. I wouldnt do this, but he has kyles support, the only one who can change the consitution. So yah, we just need to meet and find out who should be the main leader.

- Dj

Ziehen’s edit: Dj, that is such complete bullshit. If were even close to following the Constitution, we wouldn’t have allowed the death of the Congress or they [the Executives] would have been trialed for a constitutional offence. Speaking of trials, the Judicial Branch is illegally shut down, too. You see? Hypocrits! IT DOES NOT STATE ANYWHERE THAT THERE CANNOT BE MORE THAN ONE “MAIN” LEADER!!!

Please, Dj, don’t do this. I’m not promoting stubbornness, but I do wish that my partners stay focused unless the other side presents clear evidence. Our evidence? “If it does not clearly forbid it, it is not unconstituonal.”

- Ziehen

My campaign partner and new manager

Edit: Ziehen merged his campaign with mine and fiascos.

Me and Fiasco agreed to becoming campaign partners, to compete with furbur. Also, his manager is also foing to be one of my managers too, trickster. Trickster will get 2nd in command.

-Dj

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